The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Catalogue
Two Irish men were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models.
Paddy says to Mick, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"
"Yes," Mick replies, "they are very beautiful. And look at the price!
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Paddy says with wide eyes, "Wow! They aren't very expensive! At this price, I'm buying one."