Jeff Daniels is one of the biggest promoters of the State of Michigan. He recently (2010) stopped by on the Bob and Tom show and sang an updated version of his "Detroit Tigers Blues.
This joke covers just about every nationality. You gotta love it!
A Bar Story
A South African, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a dutchman, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Me
The Chem Test
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it past him to come up with something like this. Any...
Funeral Costs
Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
"Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said...
Another "Blonde Joke"?? OK here we go...
The Angry Blonde
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
This one's for the girls!
Crossing the River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
We've featured some of the Bob and Tom videos recently with producer Dean showing behind the scenes on the Bob and Tom Show. Now Bob Kevoian has reworked the videos to brings us just the important parts (in his view) from each video.
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The Beer Accident
Sean O’Brien fell into the giant vat of beer and drowned. His co-worker, Michael Tierney had to call the widow to break the news.
"Mary Katherine, I have some bad news to tell you, your husband Sean fell into the giant vat of beer at work and drowned, I am so sorry."
She gets over the initial shock and finally says, "Did he at least go quickly?"
The following joke is fiction. The events mentioned actually never happened.
A Royal Meeting
Prince William and Princess Kate were touring the U.S. on an extension of their honeymoon, staying in hotels in various cities as they saw the sites.
On...