Bono

Talk about adding insult to injury: After enduring copious amounts of surgery following his nasty bike accident last fall, Bono may have lost the ability to play guitar.

At first, Bono seemed taken aback by the outrage generated by U2's placement of their new album into the iTunes libraries of 700 million users.

U2's Bono hasn't been wearing sunglasses for the last two decades to look cool. Instead, he's battling a light sensitivity caused by glaucoma.

So here's how much music is apparently worth in 2014.

When you're a big enough band to warrant a Super Bowl commercial for your new single, it's pretty safe to say you've made it. But U2 frontman Bono still has the same hopes and fears as any multimillionaire musician after decades of rock stardom.

Of all professional athletes, hockey players are said to be the nicest, least egotistical, and generally the most gracious. U2's Bono now can agree with all of those statements.

If you have a birthday today you're in good company.  U2 front man Bono is cuttin' cake today.