Tucker the Cow was a happy cow. Tucker the Cow liked to walk around. Tucker the Cow was in a wind storm, and his gate opened. Tucker the Cow decided to take a walk out into the new world. Tucker the Cow got stuck in a window well. Tucker the Cow was sad. But then Tucker the Cow was found, and could walk home. So he did.
You have seen these before. Bad newspaper photos of questionable timing and editing. I see them on Jay Leno all the time. A guy holding a baseball bat in JUST the right way to make himself look, well, you know.