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UPDATE: Grand Rapids police are investigating a body found this morning (Monday) in a faculty and staff parking lot in the downtown Grand Rapids campus of Grand Valley State University.  Police told 24 Hour News 8 that a GVSU security officer found a body in a car of the DeVos Parking Lot.

According to that trusted source of media excellence TMZ, Dick Clark has died at the age of 82. The website reports that Clark died of a massive heart attack. Clark died at "St. John's hospital in L.A. after undergoing an outpatient procedure last night. Clark suffered the "massive" heart attack following the procedure.

ABC News has reported Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi, the most wanted man in the world, has been killed. This makes the 3 deadliest world leaders of the past 25 years, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, and now Gadhafi have been killed.

Remember Don Lapre? He was the early 90's late night TV ad huckster who promised you could make "millions just like he did from tiny classified ads in the paper". While the paper's future is spotty, Lapre's isn't so good. He's dead.

This Story is So WEIRD! These guys were driving around with  a dead friend, using his ATM card and visiting a strip club!  The Guy is dead! It's unclear how how their friend died, but the men are not charged in his death. This is like Weekend at Bernies...

Sorry, couldn't resist