drugs

Time to clear up the medicine cabinet.

Those entering the program face no risk of arrest.

Time to go through your medicine cabinet.

And this, kids, is why we don't do drugs. A 19-year-old Ohio man called police last Thursday evening claiming that he had swallowed a pregnant spider and she gave birth in his stomach. OMG CREEPY!!! But wait, it gets worse. He says that he felt the babies being born and could now feel them crawling out of his mouth...

On January 13, Major League Baseball announced six Minor League players received 50-game suspensions due to positive drug tests. A former West Michigan Whitecaps player was among those suspended.

Smuggling a bunch of drugs across the Canada-Michigan border in a Frosted Flakes box? Maybe not such a "Grrreat!" idea. Fox 17 reports a man named Mayooran Rajasingam has been arrested after attempting to smuggle thousands of dollars in drugs into Michigan from Canada on Nov. 9.

Why is that news? If you read Yahoo these days, there's always a story or seven that makes you wonder "why is THIS news?" Do I really need to know what kind of socks Tim Tebow's mom wear? Or how did ScarJo get that blonde hair? (Hint: her MOM!) So when I read that "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested", I wondered "why should I care?"

From the "You can't make this stuff up" file, the Flint Journal is reporting a naked man ran through a church service Monday night where kids were rehearsing for a dance. The man was handcuffed and trying to escape being arrested when he ran into the church and hid while police showed up looking for him.