drugs

Smuggling a bunch of drugs across the Canada-Michigan border in a Frosted Flakes box? Maybe not such a "Grrreat!" idea. Fox 17 reports a man named Mayooran Rajasingam has been arrested after attempting to smuggle thousands of dollars in drugs into Michigan from Canada on Nov. 9.

Why is that news? If you read Yahoo these days, there's always a story or seven that makes you wonder "why is THIS news?" Do I really need to know what kind of socks Tim Tebow's mom wear? Or how did ScarJo get that blonde hair? (Hint: her MOM!) So when I read that "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested", I wondered "why should I care?"

From the "You can't make this stuff up" file, the Flint Journal is reporting a naked man ran through a church service Monday night where kids were rehearsing for a dance. The man was handcuffed and trying to escape being arrested when he ran into the church and hid while police showed up looking for him.