idiot

Have you updated your resume lately?  Apparently Eric did.  I would honestly have to say, I would call this genius into my office just to meet him (and to see if he is really the idiot he tried very hard to portray in his resume).

So I spilled an air freshner on the seat of my car. Now there is a spot about the size of a small hot dog and my car and I smell like strawberry lemonade.