Toilets

Imagine...You're out having a lovely day enjoying Grand Rapids. And then, you know the feeling. You're teeth are floating. The thought of someone touching your tummy makes you squirm. Anything related to water is uncomfortable. You become frantic. If you don't find a place to go soon, there will be an accident. Is Grand Rapids short on public bathrooms?

Republican Senator Rand Paul is mad as hell about regulations on toilets and light bulbs and he's not going to take it anymore.

January 27 is Thomas Crapper day, commemorating the man who invented the ballcock, which is that float-triggered flushing mechanism in your toilet. Despite popular misconception,