Drunk in Church
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Today is Goodbye M*A*S*H Day celebrating the season finale of the popular series on this day (February 28) in 1983. 77% North Americans tuned in. check out the video memories!
The Rude Duck
A puppeteer performs a show with a duck glove puppet. The duck opens its mouth:
"And now I'd like to tell you a joke about cops!"
Penguin and the Mechanic
A penguin is driving across the desert and his car starts making funny noises. He sees a little gas station and mechanic and pulls over to have it checked out. While the mechanic takes a look at the car, the penguin buys an ice cream bar at the gas station while he waits...
My favorite comedy actor of all time Don Knots, died on this date (February 24) in 2006. His portrayal of deputy Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show was the best. Here is one of my favorite videos from Mayberry. Enjoy:
On this day back in 1964 The Beatles made their third consecutive appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," this time in a prerecorded performance,
The Lawyer's Crabs
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen,
The Oscar nominees that lose on Sunday night won't go home empty handed. On top of dozens of lotions, potions, sweets and treats,
the nominee gift bags include...