The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”

The Milk Bath

A Blonde hears that it is good for her skin if she were to soak in milk. So the Blonde calls the local dairy and orders 27 gallons of milk for delivery. When the order taker inquires as to why she wants 27 gallons of milk the blonde states that she is going to bathe in it  because she heard it was good for her skin. The order taker asks, would you like the milk delivered right to your bath tub?

The blonde says of course that would be great. The order taker then asks if she would like the milk pasteurized? The blonde states, no thanks, just up to my breasts will be fine.

Submitted by Joe Dunn on the Bob and Tom Show
Send us your Jokes.  Email Here.