From the "You can't make this stuff up" file, a Chandler, AZ man is recovering after shooting himself in the penis with his pink hand gun. Joshua Seto and his girlfriend were going to a store to get some drinks, when he decided to do like they do on TV and put his gun in the waistband of his pants.

Whoops! Bad idea....the gun discharged, hit him in the leg and penis, and he started bleeding profusely. He did remain alert during the whole ordeal. He is recovering at a local hospital. He might even be arrested for not concealing his weapon in a holster.

D'oh! Here's the whole painful story: Police urge holster use after man shoots his own penis

Not sure what to say after that...Facebook friend Mike says "Gives the term "Taking a leak" a whole new meaning"