Feeling sluggish today? Like maybe you can't find your brain? Well, this guy found it.

I have a simple rule: when walking along a beach, I don't examine the stuff that washes up. This is because the last time I did, I found a bunch of medical refuse, including a syringe filled with what appeared to be human blood. By following this simple rule, I don't know what I don't find.

Jimmy Senda of Racine, Wisconsin doesn't have such a rule, but he may after he found what he found Tuesday at Myers Park along Lake Michigan.

A foil package caught Senda's attention, and so he opened it up. Oh, he shouldn't have done that!

Inside was what as far as anyone initially could tell was a human brain, minus its owner.

"Curiosity got to me, so I popped it open and it looked like a chicken breast -- kind of. It took a little bit for it to really (register) of what was going on; it was a brain." Senda told Milwaukee's FOX 6 News.

Police sat they are having the brain examined, and the first indication from them is that it is NOT human. And they say that like we should be relieved. I'm not.

The foil the brain was in was lined with paper that had some Chinese characters on it, furthering the intrigue. Or maybe not. Maybe monkey brain take out is a thing somewhere in this cruel world.

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