I was enjoying the beginning of the new baseball season last night. Since I have Comcast, we have a free preview of MBL Extra Innings. Its a cable service for a fee, you can watch baseball games from all across the country. For me it's pretty awesome. Not only am I a White Sox fan and don't get to see many games, but I like watching the games from other cities.

So last night I was flipping back and forth between Texas Rangers pitcher Vu Darvish, who took a prefect game into the 9th inning with 2 outs...

And lost it.

And the Milwaukee Brewers game. The game itself wasnt the greatest, but the main attraction was the large chested, BEARDED..."woman" behind home plate.

Did you notice in the above pic? Here a couple of closeups.

Am i lying? It sure looks like a giant bearded man with huge breasts. I have almost seen everything....