Mondays are usually the worst day of the week. Nothing goes wrong on Fridays. It's always on a Monday. Count your blessing. It could always be wrose, no matter what happens to you today, At least you aren't Jose Melena.

Authorities say 62-year-old Melena was cooked to death at a Southern California seafood plant for tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods. According to The Whittier Daily News Melena was found shortly before 7 a.m. Thursday at the plant in Santa Fe Springs. Erika Monterroza, spokeswoman for the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health, says it's unclear how the man ended up inside a cooking device called a "steamer machine."

Again, no matter what happens to you THIS Monday, it could always be worse.
Sorry Charlie...Oh wait, that's Jessica Simpsons' Tuna...

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