Again, I repeat-Jessica Simpson is NOT getting a breast reduction. If you know me at all, you realize that's some of the best news I have heard all day. Since I was VERY concerned that she was going to go under the knife. Very!!!

OK I hope you get the joke. And the subtle reference about things that I am fond of. Hey when your own DAD outs your bra size in the national press, you pretty much have to live with the fact you are large in the "upstairs" area.

And I'm pretty fine with the "Large" in the upstairs area....:)

Here's the full "story" from ABC..."Jessica Simpson Not Downsizing Her Bustline"

Whew! Dodged a bullet there! ;)