True Story...

From the "We've been Hijacked by Folgers" Department:

Passengers on a flight from Chicago to Frankfurt, Germany, were diverted to Toronto  after a pilot triggered a hijacking alert by spilling his coffee onto the plane's control panel.

Canada's defense department was alerted after a distress signal went out, but the flight crew managed to calm things down after explaining what had happened...

I wonder if he took cream or sugar?