The Greatest Resume EVER! A Must See!
Have you updated your resume lately?  Apparently Eric did.  I would honestly have to say, I would call this genius into my office just to meet him (and to see if he is really the idiot he tried very hard to portray in his resume).
Like Disco Lemonade
So I spilled an air freshner on the seat of my car. Now there is a spot about the size of a small hot dog and my car and I smell like strawberry lemonade.