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Bass Players Deaf Wife

A Bass Player finds himself in the office of his family doctor for his regular check-up when he brings up a problem that he has with his wife.
“Doc I’m worried about my wife’s hearing. It seems she just doesn’t hear half of what I’m saying. Is there a specialist she should see about this?”  “Son, you don’t want a specialist with all of those expensive tests and procedures, at least until you know how bad her hearing is. There’s a simple test you can do yourself that will determine how bad her hearing might be that doesn’t cost anything. When you go home, and with her back to you, say something to her from across the room. If she doesn’t respond, get a little closer to her and say it a little louder. If she still doesn’t respond, get closer and even louder. In this manner you will determine whether it’s a small problem or a big one needing testing,” the Doctor instructs.

The Bass player says to himself, “I can do that,” so he goes home with these instructions in mind.
When he walks in the back door to his home and sees his wife in the kitchen, he sees that her back is to him and she’s obviously making something to eat.
He says, in a clear voice: “What’s for dinner tonight, Honey?”
No response - she continues chopping and mixing items on the counter.
He gets halfway across the room and says (louder this time): “What’s for dinner tonight, Honey?!”
No response again. He thinks to himself: “This isn’t very good, she doesn’t seem to hear me.”
Right behind her this time, he yells: “WHAT’S FOR DINNER TONIGHT, HONEY?!?!?!”
His wife whips around and says: “For the THIRD time , I told you,  it’s MEAT LOAF!”

Submitted by Michael Susco on the Bob and Tom Show

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