Proof that you can't make this stuff up. "Real Housewives of of D.C." 'star' Michaele Salahi--who gained fame with her husband by crashing a White House party in 2009--is NOT missing. Her husband had reported to the police that he thought she had been abducted. Nope. Not abucted.

No, Michaele hasn't been abducted. She's in Tennessee. With the rock band Journey. And more specifically with guitarist Neil Schon. According to TMZ...

"Journey's PR people told TMZ, "Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together."

Wow. Speculation is this is all a publicity stunt. Not an actual thing...

Good Chance Neil doesn't know what he's getting himself into...here's the story from TMZ...

"Michaele Ran Off With Journey Guitarist!"