I swear to god, if I wasn't some hack idiot, I would figure out a way to make a countdown clock to tell me how long it would be until this CRAP I DON'T CARE ABOUT would be over!!!!

There's a guy who does commentary on FOX 17 news. His name is Larry Something or other. It doesn't matter. He is based out of FOX New York, but they pretend he is right here in town. He's not. Anyway, he had a FANTASTIC piece tonight about how he wished this royal wedding would be royally over very soon. And I couldn't agree more...

 

He made one really great point...he said something to the effect of "I don't have anything against these kids, I just care about this wedding as much as I care about ANY wedding between 2 people who I don't know". I would add "...I just care about this wedding as much as I care about ANY wedding between 2 people from a DIFFERENT CONTINENT who I don't know"...He also brought up that you can buy William and Kate sickbags...and William and Kate Condoms...Make up your own punch line.

And now, there's a "Royal Wedding" channel on YouTube....we REALLY need that?

I'm hoping by the time I wake up, I don't need one of those sickbags...