MoVember Update: A Stache and Bacon-Flavored Wax

So week 2 of my "Just Stache" Movember is here. The hairlip doesn't look much different. But an interesting product twist might be in the works.

I got an email about another moustache based product. Bacon Flavored Moustache wax. Really. I'm not sure why.

"J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Moustache Wax! Yes, the world’s first Bacon scented Moustache Wax is available just in time for Movember. As always, you’re welcome. Bacon Moustache Wax combines two of the most powerful forces in the universe - cured meat and moustaches - into one powerful, gravity-defying wax.

Moustaches are a mark of power, distinction and class. They make the wearer more attractive and increase cognitive ability when stroked. People with moustaches are generally very successful in their chosen fields and held in high regard - individuals like Teddy Roosevelt, Salvador Dali, Magnum PI, the Monopoly Man, Lando Calrissian, Ron Burgundy, Wyatt Earp, and Ulysses S. Grant all attribute their incredible successes to their prominent mouth brows. "

Magnum PI...ha! The Monopoly Man...bigger Ha! To find out more go to the website and order some wax (at 12.99 a tub it better be amazing) and prepare to smell like some swine!

Happy Movember!