The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”

A Duck in Vegas

Donald Duck was appearing at Las Vegas for the Christmas season. One night after the show, he spends some time in the bar and meets a really hot lady duck. They get on well together, so he invites her to his show the following night.
After the show he suggests they go back to his hotel suite. On his way past the hotel reception, he asks the clerk discreetly if he could get him a contraceptive - just in case, you understand.
Donald and the lady duck go up to his suite and just as they are starting to get really smoochy, there's a knock at the door. "Come in," shouts Donald, whereupon the room service guy comes in.

"Mr Duck, sir," I have your contraceptive. Shall I put in on your bill?"
"What," storms Donald, "do you think I'm some kind of pervert?!"

Submitted by Dan Skratek on Bob and Tom Dot Com