Gobbles the turkey is NOT happy. He's aggressive and doesn't want you riding on the student shuttle bus at the University of Michigan.

If you see him, contact authorities, don't try and take him down by yourself, because he (or she?) is crazy.

The turkey, who also goes by the aliases 'Turkey Tom' or 'Dr. Tom Tom', has been hanging around U of M's North Campus for months, but has eluded capture.

“He hasn’t hurt anybody, but he’s a very aggressive bird,” Deputy Chief Melissa Overton told Mlive.com. “He’s also created a traffic hazard because apparently he likes to lay down in the middle of the road and not move. It can be very difficult for the buses to get around him.”

The turkey has cornered students and kept them at bay for several minutes. Students who want to get selfies of the bird have been chased off by the photo hating fowl. The police have plans to tranquilize the bird and return him to the wild, but have yet to get a good shot at him.

Experts say the bird will calm down once Jim Harbaugh gets the football program back on the winning track. There's not truth to the rumor that the bird has been seen wearing green and white.

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