Are You Up for Powdered Alcohol? Get Ready
I’m not a drinker, so this is probably lost on me. But I can understand how powdered alcohol would be appealing to, well, just about anyone who likes to drink. And drink in a place you aren’t supposed to.
Look I’m by no means encouraging you to take this stuff into your kids’ Little League game or High School graduation, just because you want to get lit when you aren’t supposed to. But you are probably an adult, and can make your own terrible life decisions.
This stuff is called “Palcohol”–powdered alcohol. And this blog headlined “Powdered alcohol is a thing, promises to make game day better” tells it better than I can.
“These are essentially Capri Suns for adults. A large, booze-filled pouch designed to turn every trip to Chuck E. Cheese into a party. This isn’t some pie-in-the-sky, wacky idea. This stuff has been approved!
It’s important to note that the powder can be used in drinks OR on food. So, who other than Spilly would be interested in this marvelous monstrosity? Palcohol has the answers.
2. Maybe you’re a college football fan. So many stadiums don’t even serve alcohol. What’s that about; watching football without drinking?! That’s almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.
7. Let’s talk about the elephant in the room….snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you’ll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.”
Wow. Snorting it? You really have to have a need to get drunk to snort the stuff. Come on, really? Alright.