Mark Roberts
Bob Kevoian (Bob from the Bob and Tom Show) loves big over sized things. Recently Tiffany (the Big Things girl) stopped by the Bob and Tom show to share her big things with Bob.
Pregnant at 71
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard."What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.
Dad at the mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spi
Bob and Tom talked about this video this morning. If you ever quit a job or were thinking about it, you gotta check out this video from YouTube. Joey quits his job at a Providence Hotel
Here is another Bob and Tom Show Joke of the day:
Hold That Lantern
In the back woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."
From Kaboodle.com, here are 6 things they say are best bought new... don't be a cheapo when it comes to:
If you are a golfer you might relate to this one:
The Doctor's Office
When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I described my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
The "Mummies are coming back to Grand Rapids by popular demand at the Intersection on November 17.
Here's a classic video from the Bob and Tom Show with "Here Come The Mummies" live in the studio doing a "Booty Call".
Husband #11
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
Aligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming
If you haven't seen this video, you've got to check it out. Mountain Biker, Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out by a RED HARTEBEES which is like a giant Antelope at a mountain bike race in Africa.