A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard."What the hell is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded.
In the back woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."
If you are a golfer you might relate to this one: The Doctor's Office
When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I described my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
If you haven't seen this video, you've got to check it out. Mountain Biker, Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out by a RED HARTEBEES which is like a giant Antelope at a mountain bike race in Africa.
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