Here's another classic! From Today's Grand Rapids Craigslist "Free" section...

Spelling aside, it's funny.....:)

couch &love seat (Grand Rapids)

"I have a nice but used non smokimg house still has lots of good use if you want you must pick up at 1058 Hamilton NW Grapids nice and clean but wear is ok frist come frist get thankl you BOY IS NOT FREE LOL"