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“Mr. Microphone” Ron Popeil Celebrates A Birthday Today! [VIDEO]
Ron Popeil, inventor and infomercial pioneer, celebrates his 76th birthday today. How can we forget his sales pitch on TV for the Chop-O-Matic and Veg-O-Matic. But wait, there's more! Remember the "Pocket Fisherman"?
But wait, there's more, order before midnight tonight and he'll throw in this set of "Ginsu Knives"...
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Fingernail Biting
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
“Video Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show [VIDEO]
Colin Hay, former lead singer for "Men At Work" recently visited the Bob and Tom show and sang "Overkill",
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Ivy Legue Trip
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: "Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at...
The Royal Wedding. Are You Sick Of All The Media Coverage?
O n Friday Kate Middleton, a commoner, is marrying Prince William. I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick and tired of all the media coverage.
But it seems there is a U.S. market for royal mania. A CBS News/New York Times poll shows
Joke Of The Day From The Bob And Tom Show
A Knock at the Door
There was a knock on the door this morning. When I opened it, I found a young man standing there in a suit and tie who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and would love to talk to you."
When we were both sitting down I turned and asked "So, what is it you’d like to talk about...
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Mathmatician
One afternoon a professor of mathematics sent an e-mail to his wife that said, "Overall, I am happy with you as a wife, but as a man I have certain needs, and given that you are 54 years old now, you are no longer able to satisfy those needs.
“Video Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show [Video]
Here's another great video from the Bob and Tom show heard 6-10 am on classic Hits 98.7 WFGR. Blues and Swing Man Brian Setzer joined Bob and Tom
Are You Celebrating A Birthday Today? Look Whose Cuttin’ Cake With You!
Celebrities cuttin' Cake today are:
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Down By the Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
“Video Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show [VIDEO]
Who wants to be a winner? Comedian Jack Freeman presents Success for Living on the Bob and Tom Show.
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Heart Attack
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What's up?” she asks.
“I think I'm having a heart attack,” cries the husband.