It's tax return time, and thank you to the IRS for filling my bank account with love. Maybe you remember back in the fall I got into an accident and totaled my little Saturn Wagon. So I'm now in the market for a new ride. So of course I go on to my list, Craigslist, to see what I can find.

And what I find is this. Instant Classic. A guy in Orleans selling a Lincoln Towncar for $750. Read on.

"89 lincoln town car... body is in good condition...no rust...ben stored every winter since 89... 165 thousand miles..new parts (rebuilt trany, new water pump, new radiator, new alternator) needs seat covers or new interior, cuz my dog chewed up the leather seats...also needs a radiator hose replaced....but runs and drives great...air suspension still works...lookin to sell or trade for a smaller car... dirtbike.. roadbike.. or racing quad or 3 wheeler.. text or call six1six fourthree0 zero1sevenfour...the car is outside of saranac...thanks"

Of course these pictures are what make it classic.

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but this is the one that does it....Is the baby included in the price?

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