Don't Lie to Your Wife
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will sw
It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom, but this one is Funny!
Sheep Guessing
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She sto
To be a radio personality you have to be in good shape. And here's another example of how some members of the Bob and Tom Show keep in shape. Tom regularly goes to a Pilates class. This time he takes along Comedian April Macie and really seems to be enjoying teaching April the basics of Pilates. Bob and Chick don't know what they're missing!
Inflated Ego
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.
His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
The Wealthy Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?&q
Keeping Kosher
The Rabbi and the Catholic bishop found themselves seated together at an ecumenical banquet. Seeing the rabbi was not being served the same appetizing dish of roast pork as everyone else, the bishop thought he would make conversation.
“You know, I’ve always wondered how you people manage to keep such strict dietary laws . . . I mean you, yourself, as a rabbi, right? You never eat ba
Lucks Changing
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas...
The Pharmacist's Bad Morning
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife, tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone...
Cowboy Up
An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there...
If you were wondering how the Bob and Tom show gets from the studio to your radio, we present this video with producer Dean, showing just how it all happens. We just hope you won't be distracted by the landscapers.