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The “Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Don't Lie to Your Wife
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clot…
Another “Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom, but this one is Funny!
Sheep Guessing

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. 

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new…
Tom From The Bob And Tom Show Does Pilates [VIDEO]
To be a radio personality you have to be in good shape.  And here's another example of how some members of the Bob and Tom Show keep in shape.  Tom regularly goes to a Pilates class. This time he takes along Comedian April Macie and really seems to be enjoying teaching April the …
“Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
Inflated Ego
 
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.
His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey…
“Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
The Wealthy Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000,…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Keeping Kosher
The Rabbi and the Catholic bishop found themselves seated together at an ecumenical banquet. Seeing the rabbi was not being served the same appetizing dish of roast pork as everyone else, the bishop thought he would make conversation.
“You know, I’ve always wondered how you people manag…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Lucks Changing
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas...
“Joke Of the Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Pharmacist's Bad Morning
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife, tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone...
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
Cowboy Up
An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there...

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