The Old Doctor
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, “I've been a little sick to my stomach...
You could be jetting off to Las Vegas to see "Elton John and his Million Dollar Piano" at Ceasars Palace! Airfare, VIP Treatment at Ceasars, food and tickets to see Sir Elton John!
If you workout at the gym you may relate to this joke submitted by listener McCrae Axson.
Gym Equipment
A heavy set man is working out at the gym when he sees an attractive 18 year old come in and begin her workout. He asks the nearby trainer which machine should he use if he wants to impress her.
Looking him up and down real carefully the trainer finally answers
Soap star Eric Braden joined the Bob and Tom show recently and read the lyrics of a comedy song. A dramatic reading of "Since My Baby Turned Gay". Richard Bowden is playing the guitar.
Remember start your day with a laugh on the Bob and Tom show...
What's your favorite Poison song? "Unskinny Bop"? "Something to Believe in"? Wanna jam just like Bret? You could have your own Rock Star experience! Win a Dean Guitar pack from Poison's Bret Michaels!
The New York Farmer
The New York Department of Labor claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
NY Govt agent said “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them...
During this morning's show, Bob, Tom, Kristy & Chick McGee talked at length about the "Grand Rapids Lipdub Video", also featuring it on their website at BobandTom.com
The New Pill
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner.
At dinner that night, she does just that...
Awful Lunch
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building...
If you are a fan of the Bob and Tom show on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR, you're gonna love this video. Comedian Ms. Pat was a guest this week and Tom said he would take her out on a date for Sushi and dancing. Problem is, Tom Can't Dance!
Call From a Wife
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me...