Mark Roberts
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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Keeping Kosher
The Rabbi and the Catholic bishop found themselves seated together at an ecumenical banquet. Seeing the rabbi was not being served the same appetizing dish of roast pork as everyone else, the bishop thought he would make conversation.
“You know, I’ve always wondered how you people manage to keep such strict dietary laws . . . I mean you, yourself, as a rabbi, right? You never eat bacon or pork?”
“Never”
“Never? I mean you can tell me.”
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If You’re Going To U2 At Spartan Stadium Today, Leave The Booze At Home
It’s the largest tour in the world and the most expensive tour ever. It’s also a year late for us. Last year U2 was scheduled to appear at Spartan Stadium but due to Bono emergency back surgery it was postponed. Until now that is.
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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Lucks Changing
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just
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It’s “Take Your Dog To Work Day” Today!
I don't know if you were aware of this or not, but today is supposedly "Take Your Dog To Work Day.
It kinda makes me sad because our dog Sammy Died of old age last month. Sammy was our "One Eyed Wonder Dog"!
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“Joke Of the Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Pharmacist's Bad Morning
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife, tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had t
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More “Mr. Moms” Than Ever Before
It's not easy being a "Stay-at-home parent. But it seems these days more and more fathers are giving it a try. In a recent survey in the Globe and Mail more than half of the 1,000 working dads surveyed said they would stay at home with the kids if their spouse earned enough money to support the family. In fact, according to the survey 12 percent
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“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
Cowboy Up
An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she co
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Railside Golf Pro Jim Bultema Golfing In 36 Hour Marathon
Jim Bultema is still golfing this morning after starting the Mel Trotter Ministries Golf Marathon at 6am Tuesday Morning at the Railside Golf club near Byron Center.
I golfed 18 holes with Jim on Tuesday afternoon. Even after golfing for 8 hours straight,
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Let’s Celebrate The First Day Of Summer
The first day of Summer officially begins at 1:16pm today (6/21) and it's gonna be a hot and muggy day. I think we should celebrate by jumping into a lake. There is a chance for thunderstorms but some of the meteorologists are saying the heavy stuff may hold off until later this afternoon or evening
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A “Behind The Scenes” Video From The Bob And Tom Show[VIDEO]
If you were wondering how the Bob and Tom show gets from the studio to your radio, we present this video with producer Dean, showing just how it all happens. We just hope you won't be distracted by the landscapers.
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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Sheep and the Cow
A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
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Mark Roberts Golfing With Jim Bultema During The 36 Hour Marathon For Mel Trotter Ministries
PGA professional Jim Bultema will be golfing from 6am Tuesday, June 21 until Wednesday, June 22 at Railside Golf club near Byron Center. I will be attempting to golf with him on Tuesday (June 21) around 4pm. Jim plans to golf 350 holes to benefit Mel Trotter Ministries women and children services.