A recent Estately map reveals every state in the union's most embarrassing Google searches.

While some state's while away their precious hours searching dumb stuff like 'Pajama Jeans' and 'Eyebrow Piercing', we in Michigan are cynical and skeptical. See why...

Every U.S. state has its own unique interests and curiosities, and that’s especially true when it comes to internet searches. To highlight those differences we here at the real estate search site Estately dug through 11 years of Google search data to see which terms users in each state Googled more than any other. Each of these terms was selected because we deemed them particularly embarrassing or shameful.

In the Wolverine State, we're busy looking up stuff like 'Pyramid Schemes' and 'Bigfoot Evidence'. Why? Because we don't believe in that crap, so we're searching to check out whether that business opportunity we've just been handed is a big scam or not.

Or we're proving to our dumb Wisconsin friends that Bigfoot doesn't exist.

Now as to why we're searching the lyrics to 'Mambo No. 5' is beyond me. Maybe we just met a girl named Monica and we want to impress her.

By the way, our stupid friends to the left (Wisconsin) are busy searching for 'pictures of outhouses', and 'polkas'. Meanwhile, in Ohio, they're searching for 'monkey porn'. Yuck.

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