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The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Moral of this joke: Drink Responsibly when in the Theatre!
 
The Drunkin' Cowboy


A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
This one is very clever...and funny!
Two Sisters


Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their ow…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Chicken and the Egg


A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil.
They meet halfway across the floor and without a word, head upstairs to the chicken&rsqu…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
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A Farmer's 3 Daughters
A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitor…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of the Day”
The New Book
 


A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question.
"Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods? I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title."
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
What's in a name?


The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We're all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Dead Mule


Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."
Dad & Dave replied, "Wel…

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