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Another “Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom, but this one is Funny!
Sheep Guessing

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. 

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new…
“Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
Inflated Ego
 
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.
His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Keeping Kosher
The Rabbi and the Catholic bishop found themselves seated together at an ecumenical banquet. Seeing the rabbi was not being served the same appetizing dish of roast pork as everyone else, the bishop thought he would make conversation.
“You know, I’ve always wondered how you people manag…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Lucks Changing
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas...
“Joke Of the Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Pharmacist's Bad Morning
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife, tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone...
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
Cowboy Up
An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there...
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The Sheep and the Cow
A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
If you've ever had a gorilla on your roof, you'll appreciate this joke:
Gorilla in a Tree
A lady calls the police and says "Please send someone over right away. I've got a gorilla on my roof."
"An officer will be dispatched immediately" replies the des…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Old Doctor
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him 
on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, “I've been a little si…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
A Trip to Rome
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome...
The “Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
If you workout at the gym you may relate to this joke submitted by listener McCrae Axson.
Gym Equipment
A heavy set man is working out at the gym when he sees an attractive 18 year old come in and begin her workout. He asks the nearby trainer which machine should he use if he wants to impress her.
Lo…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Mime & the Lion
One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office.
The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attrac…

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