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The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Husband #11


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've bee…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
We apologize up front to all "smart blondes" for this joke!
Blonde in the Library

A blonde was in the library and goes to the front desk and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola".
In a chastising voice the librarian says, "Youn…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Moral of this joke: Drink Responsibly when in the Theatre!
 
The Drunkin' Cowboy


A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat…
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of the Day”
The New Book
 


A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question.
"Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods? I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title."
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."…
“Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
The Wealthy Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000,…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Sheep and the Cow
A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
If you've ever had a gorilla on your roof, you'll appreciate this joke:
Gorilla in a Tree
A lady calls the police and says "Please send someone over right away. I've got a gorilla on my roof."
"An officer will be dispatched immediately" replies the des…

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