The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river. ‘ Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
‘For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’
Submitted by Greg Griffo on the Bob and Tom Show.
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