Hymn #365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' 

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
 all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

  And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
 Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
 I'd take it and pour it into the river. '

Sermon complete, he sat down. 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
 with a smile, nearly laughing,

'For our closing song,
 let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Submitted by Greg Griffo on the Bob and Tom Show.

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