joke of the day

Joke Of The Day From the Bob And Tom Show
Joke Of The Day From the Bob And Tom Show
Joke Of The Day From the Bob And Tom Show
Widow and Widower A widow and widower, both in their 70’s, missed the companionship that their former married lives offered. They decided to get married, and met over lunch to discuss the issues they would face living together.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre. Claude, the hypnotist exclaimed “I’m here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Here is another Bob and Tom Show Joke of the day: Hold That Lantern In the back woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
If you are a golfer you might relate to this one: The Doctor's Office When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I described my day: "Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake.&
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Husband #11 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
We apologize up front to all "smart blondes" for this joke! Blonde in the Library A blonde was in the library and goes to the front desk and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola". In a chastising voice the librarian says, "Young lady...
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Moral of this joke: Drink Responsibly when in the Theatre!   The Drunkin' Cowboy A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' T...
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
This one is very clever...and funny! Two Sisters Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock...
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Chicken and the Egg A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil. They meet halfway across the floor and without a word, head upstairs to the chicken’s room, unlock the door and go at it madly on the bed...
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Here's another joke from the Bob and Tom Show.  You think you have a funnier joke?  Send it to us. A Farmer's 3 Daughters A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors.
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of the Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of the Day”
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of the Day”
The New Book   A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question. "Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods? I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title." She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." T...
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
What's in a name? The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We're all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

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