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The Golf Pro

Three hackers head off for a fun round, and while they are paying their green fees the local pro comes up and asks if they mind if he plays along with them. They agree hoping to get a few free tips out of the pro and head up to the first tee. 
The first guy heads up to the tee, and smack, a spectacular slice off into the bush. The other two guys look at the pro and say "So what did he do wrong?". The pro simply answer "loft" problem.
The next guy heads up to the tee, and crack, a wild hook off into the bush on the other side of the fairway. The other two guys look at the pro and say "So what did he do wrong?" The pro simply answer "loft" problem.

The third guy heads up to the tee, and plink, he dribbles the ball about 50 yards up the fairway. The other two guys look at the pro and say "So what did he do wrong?". The pro simply answer "loft" problem.
The pro goes up and bam, 300 yards straight down the fairway. As he heads back to his bag the other guys come up to him and say "OK, each of us hit the ball horribly, in completely different ways, yet you said we all did the same things wrong . . . loft. What does that mean?"
The pro answers, "Lack Of Frickin Talent”

Submitted by Bill Smith on the Bob And Tom Show

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