Helpful Church Goer

Oly and Lena Got up one Sunday morning and were getting ready to go to church. Lena tole Oly she wasn't feeling so good and told him to go ahead and go to church by himself.
Oly did, and when he got home he had two big black eyes.
Lena exclaimed, "Oly, How did you get those two big black eyes!'
"Well," Oly explained, "When I got to church, I found a seat behind Mr. and Mrs. Svenson. When we stood up to sing the hymn, I noticed Mrs. Svenson's dress was kinda stuck up the crack of her butt, so I reached up and pulled it out. That's when she turned around and smacked me!"

"Well," Lena said, that explains the one black eye, but what about the other?'
"Well," Oly said,"After that, I figured she liked her dress tucked up the crack of her butt, so I reached up and tucked it back in."

Submitted by Paul Lathrop on the Bob and Tom show

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