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The Limo Driver

A passenger in a hired limousine leaned over to ask the driver for the time and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver shrieked, lost control of the vehicle, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the limousine.
Then the still shaking driver said, “Are you OK? I’m so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.

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The driver replied, “No, no. I’m the one who is sorry. It’s entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a limo. I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”

Submitted by Larry McElhiney on The Bob and Tom Show

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