Penguin and the Mechanic
A penguin is driving across the desert and his car starts making funny noises. He sees a little gas station and mechanic and pulls over to have it checked out. While the mechanic takes a look at the car, the penguin buys an ice cream bar at the gas station while he waits
My favorite comedy actor of all time Don Knots, died on this date (February 24) in 2006. His portrayal of deputy Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show was the best. Here is one of my favorite videos from Mayberry
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen,
Chick on a Bike
Tom was a long time gate guard at the Berlin Wall. Chick had a daily visa to go from East to West. Every day, Chick would pedal a bicycle up to the gate carrying a small brown paper bag. Every day, Tom would ask to look inside the bag and dump the contents on the ground. Every day, all that spilled was sand.
Stevie Nicks talked about her new album "In Your Dreams" on the Bob and Tom Show Monday. Stevie’s brand new single is "Secret Love" the debut track from the upcoming In Your Dreams album being released May 3rd.
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