We all know someone that never takes a sick day, right? It's not that they're a work-a-holic, it's just that they NEVER catch whatever's floating around the office.
Forgive Your Enemies
Toward the end of Sunday's homily, the priest asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Almost everyone held up their hands.
The priest then repeated his question. Everyone responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.
A Volkswagen ad in which a little boy dressed as Darth Vader attempts to use the force has been declared by many to be the best commercial of the Super Bowl, and has garnered over 16 million additional hits on YouTube.
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On the ‘Today Show,“ the pint-sized Vader was revealed to be six-year-old Max Page, who admitted he had
The WFGR Crew (Matt Hendricks and Craig Russell) along with Shane from McFaddens delivered Sliders to lucky Green Bay Packer Fans and WFGR Listeners On Sunday!
Did you get your Betty White Laughfest Tickets? I did! Sold out in 10 minutes...Of course WFGR is a big sponsor of Laughfest with The Bob and Tom Comedy All Star Showcase...
The Smithsonian museum in Washington D.C. will soon display the most famous red swimsuit of all time -- the one worn by Farrah Fawcett on that 1976 poster. Ya know, the poster that sold over 12 MILLION COPIES!
The Wine Taster
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old,
The Marriage Question
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John says “Hello Daddy” to Elton John. A surrogate mother gave birth to a son for Elton John and David Furnish on Christmas Day.
All these years
A woman awoke in the middle of the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye
On Thursday I posted stupid gifts for Christmas. Here's one I forgot to mention. It's the Kackel Dackel, the pooping dachshund available in Germany. It’s just like having a real dog, if having a real dog means feeding your pet a playdoh-like substance and using a squeeze bulb to encourage him to go on the floor...